How do you cure Manchester Uniteditis?

Question

How do you cure Manchester Uniteditis?

Answer 1

I heard holy water works well.

Answer 2

become a wigan fan. the only way is up

Answer 3

why would you want to end their pleasure?

Answer 4

Just replace him. With me. How you doin?

Answer 5

By getting a frontal lobotomy.

Answer 6

Why would you want a cure for Championitis? What are you a livershyte doctor or something?

Answer 7

Now why would you want to ruin a good thing...

Answer 8

let Wazza spit at you!

Answer 9

Sorry there's no cure. We're just that powerful.

Answer 10

Don't try - let em die

Answer 11

by not letting them win the premiership ever again in the future

Answer 12

You can't.

Answer 13

There is no cure, no redemption. Being a Man Utd. fan is a one way street to Gayville.

Answer 14

that has to be the best pick up line, only second to "babie do you have a mirror in your pants? cuze i can see myself in those!"

ok back to topic, why dont you try a different sport with a total "mega hottie" (yes i said mega hottie") like tennis.

Answer 15

take a shot of liverpool, and a bite of chelsea.

that´s the cure

Answer 16

By getting more of Manu.....http://soccergauge.blogspot.com/

Answer 17

Liverpool

Answer 18

read my lips...its gonna be ManUnited All the Way... Again..