How do you describe an idiot?

Question

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

A few bricks shy of a full load.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Dumber than a box of hair.

Answer 1

Dimmer than a 2-watt bulb in a sandstorm.  

Answer 2

Not playing with a full deck is very commonly used.

Answer 3

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Dumb as a stump.

Answer 4

One word. YOU!

Answer 5

Wait, I need to be looking in a mirror ro give an accurate description..

ummm... wait a minute...

not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Yep that's me.

Answer 6

like this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/11350032@N0...

Answer 7

Anyone who takes this poll.  

Answer 8

Proof that there is someone for everyone.

ouchies.

Answer 9

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Answer 10

proof that evolution can go in reverse hahaha i love it!!! that's the one definitely

Answer 11

The lights are on, but there's nobody home. Dumber than a box of rocks.  

Answer 12

could'nt hit the side of a barn with a box of hand grenades....the 3 ppl ahead of me for example.