How do you dispose of a 200lbs dead animal?

Question

if a hypothetical 200 lb mammal died in my bathroom and for some reason I did not want anyone to know how or why this animal died, then how would I properly dispose of the body so that no trace of evidence is left?

Answer 1

um...don't call the cops fer sure

Answer 2

Get a blue 55 gallon drum just like Drew Peterson - better yet give him a call he'll tell you how to do it

Answer 3

Eat it.

Answer 4

cook it and Feed it to the people at a free barbeque in Compton  

Answer 5

Watch CSI and see how they gather evidence and then use that information to hide your tracks.

Answer 6

ok see what you need to do is get yourself 40+ gallons of driano and a chainsaw and get to work. Start with the limbs your gonna have to work fast so the smell doesn't get to bad. Soak the remains in the bath tub for a few days so it can completely break down. let it drain out. then you have to make sure you have completely cleaned up any blood. using a mixture of ammonia and bleach to remove it. hypeotheticall of course

Answer 7

so your lover had a heart attack in the loo?  or did you do him in?  seriously in your bathroom?  The fact that you don't want anyone to know is highly suspicious.  If you're going to do stuff like this, you're on your own as to how to dispose of the body.

Answer 8

The only choice you have is to eat the murdered body of your victim.

And by victim I mean the random animal that just happened to wander into your bathroom and by murder I, of course, mean a natural death that you had no control over.