How do you eat a cockroach?

Question

I need to be able eat a roach, not just once but consistantly. A madagascar roach would be best since they are big but relatively clean. I need to be able to eat with showmanship like it's no big deal.

In case your wondering, I'm doing it for the chicks. I figure if I become famous for the stunt, people will invite me to parties so I can show them. And if I get a minute or two where everyone's watching me eat the roach, maybe I can get a minute with the ladies once I'm done!

Do you have any suggestions on how I could make the roach eating more dramatic or how I could get comfortable with hissing roaches?

Answer 1

ladies don't like kissing bros with bits of cockroaches in their mouths.. sorry

Answer 2

Cockroaches are nutritious, and if you raise them in captivity, reasonably clean.  

I don't suppose there's any trick to it; just practice.  

The primitive nervous system of the cockroach would allow you to bite off the back half and show off the front with the legs and antennae waving around as if nothing was wrong.

I'm sure all the chicks would like you then, cockroach breath.

Answer 3

Saute in cockroaches in a pan with oil, garlic, white wine, onion and bell pepper for 10 min

when done, put on plate, spice with black pepper and chives. Enjoy!!!

Answer 4

If a girl is willing to kiss you after you eat a cockroach, that would mean that she is used to eating worse things (if there is anythng worse).

Answer 5

close ur eyes put it in ur mouth and chew mmmmmmmm cockroach

Answer 6

I doubt a girl will be willing to kiss you after you've had a cockroach in your mouth.

Answer 7

What makes you think a girl would want to talk to you after seeing you each cockroaches?  Don't you know ALL women are afraid of bugs and bug-breath?  Find some other trick you can do that doesn't involve bugs.  Maybe a magic trick?

Answer 8

wow..ur desperate.  try it w/ some ketchup or something.  i pity u.

Answer 9

first of all that is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.  would you kiss  someone after they've eaten a cockroach if you would well then your pretty sick.  women dont want to kiss a guy who has had cockroaches in there mouth.

dont do it its not worth it