How do you eat a sandwich without thumbs?

Question

How do you eat a sandwich without thumbs?

Answer 1

take the thumbs out and leave them on the plate

Answer 2

none of my sandwiches have had thumbs before

Answer 3

roll it up

Answer 4

tongue n cheek (mouth) ?

Answer 5

You would scoop it up with you fingers then hold it between the fingers and the palm

Answer 6

Chase it round the table with your mouth....sort of like a demented pac-man.

Answer 7

you numpty..sandwiches dont have limbs let alone thumbs!!

Answer 8

ask for them not to be added!

seriously though - carefully....

Answer 9

1. push the sandwich partly over the edge of the plate

2. lift the plate to your mouth with your fingers

3. bite off as much as you can chew (as the saying goes)

4. replace the plate on the table.

5. repeat steps 1-5 until either

   - the sandwich has been eaten, or

   - you are replete.

Answer 10

You'd have to pick it up and hold it with both hands.

Answer 11

With a fork

Answer 12

you dont eat a sandwich with your thumbs you use your mouth

Answer 13

Oh so simple, try your toes.

Answer 14

I've never had a thumb sandwich !

Answer 15

Try a fish and finger pie (Paul mcartney, Penny lane)

Answer 16

OH.MY.GOD.  that's a brilliant question.  i actually don't think a question on here has ever got my brain in such a tangle before... i have absolutely NO IDEA how someone wi no thumbs would eat a sandwich... they'd make a RIGHT mess.

Answer 17

I prefer cheese or ham, I should think thumbs would be an acquired taste.

Answer 18

With a knife & fork.

Answer 19

I rarely put thumbs on my sandwich. All bones and gristle. Eww.

Answer 20

use your fingers

Answer 21

more to the point - how can you eat a sandwich with tounge. YUCK

Answer 22

Scissor it with your index and middle finger, but you'd probably have to use both hands.

Answer 23

you put one hand on the top and one on the bottom and lean your head forward to bite it

Answer 24

Personally, I prefer my sandwiches without thumbs.  I think you can complain to Environmental health if there are thumbs in your food!!

Answer 25

Use your teeth

Answer 26

Ive never had a sandwich with thumbs, so eating one without is quite normal and easy i think. Just open wide but dont forget to chew.

Answer 27

Very carefully!!

Answer 28

with fork and knife

Answer 29

i would use a fork

Answer 30

You could put it in a blender and drink it!  OR

chopsticks

Answer 31

Must confess I have never had one with thumbs.