How do you eat your own hand?

Question

How do you eat your own hand?

Answer 1

amputate it, take the bones out, cook it add some flavor then eat it.

Answer 2

just start chewing away i guess? unless u would like it cooked then stick it in the oven or fry it...but i think it would hurt alot anyway u do it...good luck, hope its a tasty meal,,, & hope u can deal with 1 hand,,, or without hands

Answer 3

blended

Answer 4

haha VERY CAREFULLY. if you're luck, it won't bleed. lol jk. i have no idea. but if you find out how and it doesn't kill you, let me know. maybe i'll try it out on someone one day lol

Answer 5

first you put yourself to sleep and take painkillers

then get someone to cut your hand

then make sure they heal it before you wake up

then have the guy deep fry it

then eat it like its chicken

Answer 6

with a knife and fork... no spoon needed! and dont forget the paprika... for a spicer way, try stirfrying in hot oil with chilli powder...... watch out for the bones, u might choke

Answer 7

With the other hand.

Answer 8

plenty of salt n' vinegar

Answer 9

left hand washes the right don't let your left hand know what your right hands doing one potato two potato three potato four we got a refridgerator with a store-more door... hahaha... Who cares. this hand or that. good food good meat good God let's eat.... lady fingers they taste just like lady fingers

Answer 10

first you have to be crazy and physiologically sick. then make your hand numb with medicine, and then cut it off with a knife. then put some alcohol on your hand and go to the doc to get that spot healed. then cook your hand put some flavor into it and dig in. hope this helps.

Answer 11

l**k it first to soften it up

then spice it up wit pepper so wen u bite it, u cant feel the pain

chew on it like ur eating chips

dont forget to wash it down  wit some champagne

wen ur done digest ur food in the toilet and repeat.

Answer 12

Well if you are serious you are gonna die the only way is you cut off your hand and eat it but you will die

Answer 13

OH OH i know (ive done it before)

Step1. Chop it off ( i know it sounds crazy but its the only way to bite it without being hurt)

Step2. Take the bone out.

Step3. Drain out all of the blood.

Step4. Put Stuffing it where the bone was (optinal)

Step5. Cook it!

COOKING TIPS.

You might want to put some olive oile on the pan.

Seson it with Bazle and Salt.

  PLATING TIPS.

Put it on a glass plate Make shure its white

sprinkle bazle on top to make it look like its itilan

Answer 14

Just add a little seasoning and dig right in.

Answer 15

Cook it.... and sautee it.

Answer 16

put it in a deep frier and some salt and dig n

Answer 17

put it in your mouth and chew it. duh.

Answer 18

Verrrrrrry carefully lol

Answer 19

First you make some finger sandwiches.