How do you entertain a bored drunkard?

Question

How do you entertain a bored drunkard?

Answer 1

i feel sober already

Answer 2

I'd play basketball with him! Loser pays for the next round and the next...

Answer 3

Get a karaoke and let him sing My Way

Answer 4

Give him a few more drinks until he passes out.

P.S. Why would you want to entertain a bored drunkard? They're usually good at entertaining themselves.

Answer 5

get drunk yourself!

Answer 6

Hmmp!  I don't!

Answer 7

Pour ice into his trousers!

Answer 8

I'll give you one of my pet rats. The game is called "hide the rat" and all you do is put it down your pants.  Joke, pal...hic...hic...beer-gin pa nga! P

Answer 9

I'll offer him to have s*x with my wife.

Answer 10

Electric Shock Therapy

Answer 11

You're doing FINE! Thank you.

Answer 12

serve him a harvey wall banger or 3 boiler makers back to back,that should keep him happy for a while,always works for me!

Answer 13

by getting him more drunk and giving him more free booze! hooray!  

Answer 14

a drunk can never get it up, so there's no use in trying.

Answer 15

If he is drunk, he can go better by himself, but if he's bored and sober, then I'll give him a copy of Paradise Lost and Divine Comedy and of course an albun by Josh Groban. he can read those books whilst listening to my favorite singer...lol

sounds like a punishment? nah, you're bored, you gotta have to try something different...

Answer 16

a lap dance

Answer 17

Strip and tease.  lol!

Answer 18

let him drink more beer.

Answer 19

Get him to the Nile River accompanied  by young girls clad only in fish nets,  and ask him to catch a fish.