How do you explain where babies come from to a 4 year old?

Question

How do you explain where babies come from to a 4 year old?

Answer 1

say ''go and ask mommy''

Answer 2

Say they come from Mummy's tummy.  And leave it at that for now.

Answer 3

I know you were gone for awhile but I'm pretty sure it wasn't years!

Answer 4

You point to the sky and weep openly.

Answer 5

I'll let you know after i figure out how to explain it to a 12 year old

Answer 6

I'm a visual learner, I say show him.  Start from the beginning, you know, dinner, a movie and drugs etc, don't leave out any of the steps.

Answer 7

when i was small and i asked my dad where i came from, he said he found me in the river when i used to be a tadpole :|

Answer 8

i told my daughter that aliens implant them in your belly if you dont listen. havent had a problem with her since

Answer 9

Show them your p**n collection.

Then show them one of those nasty birth videos they make you watch in lamaze class.

Answer 10

The stork.  

Answer 11

I just told mine that she had to be married first. lol She's 9 and still believes!!

Answer 12

The Cabbage Patch..... it worked for my sister when she was little.

Answer 13

tell them you get them on Ebay.....you know its just a matter of time before that will happen...

HA!...toolgirl beat me to it...once again I'm a day late and a dollar short..

Answer 14

Be as graphic as possible.

Use lots of pictures.

It's best they learn early.

Answer 15

tell her she's adopted and don't where she came from

Answer 16

You buy them on Ebay....

Answer 17

The Walmart in Jasper, AL.

Answer 18

You don't!

Answer 19

From Mommy's belly....

Answer 20

mothers tummy, just dont tell them how the baby gets there! and if they ask just say you have no idea.

Answer 21

having a pregnant animal  helps. or being pregnant urself or having them around someone who is pregnant- on a regular basis. They see the process of pregnancy and they understand it- Maybe go to your local pet store and get a male and female mouse.  breed them and then give them back to the store when they have the babies.

I hope this makes sense

Answer 22

Tell them the truth... but be as vague as possible and still satisfy their curiosity. Chances are they won't press you for details.

Answer 23

Tell her that it takes a mommy and a daddy to make a baby.  Nothing in further details.

Answer 24

Stork....that is all they need to know!

Answer 25

They know already where babies come from. Its just that they want you in trouble............. lol

Answer 26

I'm a teacher by profession, and I learned child's psychology, so, listen me: don't tell your child any fairy tales about stokers or buying in the shop... Because in future you will have more unusual questions from your child, and you'll not know what to say in this case. Well, you should sit down with your child and say story about two people, who met, fallen in love, get married and then one day these two people kissed, because they love each other very much (it's very important to explain that people have children, because they fall in love). And then a lady went to the hospital and came back with a little baby.... You can said this story like an example of your family.... And remember, try to talk with your child like with aduld, chilred are sharper that we think abotu them, they understand eevrything.....

Answer 27

tell them it's what happens when they are "naughty"