How do you fake sick?

Question

I really need help

Answer 1

First, keep holding ur stomach while making grunting noises. Try saying u feel like ur goin to puke any second and make bleh motions. try carrying a bowl around just in case u puke :) make sure ur ma or pa think u feel like ur goin to fall. u need to fake a head ache, so dont at all show health. make it sound really bad and be really convinceing. then go straight to bed if they believe u. then dont 'get better' until it is way after your school lunch time. It really works

Answer 2

Gust make a fake throw up.

Answer 3

Haven't you ever seen *Ferris Bueller's Day Off*?

Answer 4

why would you need to'fake sick'? and any way pretend you have a really bad cold, sqeeze your nose and it will turn red, but water tears in your eyes and sneeze alot!! lol

Answer 5

Faking an illness is lying. I hope you will do what's right, and get that idea out of your head. Take care, and best wishes.

Answer 6

it is hard to do

Answer 7

http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Sick-to-Stay...

Answer 8

say that you have diarrhea and that you've been vomiting. both are symtoms that should send you home.

Answer 9

Pretending like you have a headache or a stomach ache is the easiest way because you don't have to actually look sick to have it (puffy eyes, pale skin, ect.)