How do you feel about s*x with a picnic table?

Question

I'm not trying to be vulgar here....

I just want to hear some opinions on this guy:

http://nbc24.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=114123

Answer 1

Not something that I've ever consider doing!

This man can do what he likes with his table but in private, there's something creepy about him doing it outside and I would want to keep well clear of him as he seems to be a sandwich short of a picnic!

Answer 2

I'd be worried about splinters

Answer 3

It's fine.  Where do you think children's outdoor furniture comes from?

Answer 4

It depends on how good looking the picnic table is.....

Answer 5

Depends how public. If you want to have s*x with a spring onion it's fine by me. as long as you don't hurt anyone or do anything with or to anyone (or animal) without it's full knowing consent (and animals can't consent) and no one who doesn't want to see it is watching or could inadvertently see you doing it: what business is it of ANYONE else?

Answer 6

I think the umbrella was jealous.

Answer 7

hmmmmmmm.......maybe I'll head down to Bunnings tomorrow,

and see if I can pick-up...........?

Answer 8

That's as ridiculous as the man who was caught in a hotel room 'having s*x' with his bicycle.  LOL

Answer 9

I hope he wore a condom. We don't need any little  picnic tables running around.

Answer 10

was his parasol up or down ?

Answer 11

Doesn't bother me.  Build a fence.