How do you find a super hero trainer?

Question

How do you find a super hero trainer?

Answer 1

try the yellow pages?

Answer 2

Put an advertisement in the Daily Planet.

Answer 3

you call spiderman xD

Answer 4

i'm pretty sure you could hire a hooker to act like one. i'd go with some vietnamese broad with no self respect but who looks like a bad *** when wearing a cape and/or mask

Answer 5

I would never want to condone the use of illicit substances, but I hear LSD helps.  That's how I found my mentor, Yellow Polka-Dotted Ferret Man.

Of course, he just turned out to be some colourblind kook with a mask, so maybe you shouldn't listen to me....