How do you find the fish market in Phuket?

Question

How do you find the fish market in Phuket?

Answer 1

Turn left at the woman wearing the grass skirt and carrying a jug on her head, go 2 miles until you see a fork in the road. Pick up the fork and throw it at the dirty old man sneaking a peek at your knickers.  Take 4 steps, do a twirl and viola! You are there.

If that doesn't work, try following the freaking yellow brick road.

*cries*

Answer 2

just follow your nose like Toocan Sam.  

Answer 3

DON'T follow your nose... look for thigh highs and mesh

Answer 4

Follow the happy trail.

Answer 5

You see??  This is EXACTLY why I only wear cotton undies when I bother to wear them at all.

Answer 6

Go hack some fish @ a few of the restaurants.