How do you fly a stolen jet from the Airforce?

Question

Hey, just wondering if someone knew the basic controls to get one of the modern jets up in the air. I might be getting my hands on one very soon so if you could just tell me how to shoot, fly and turn that would be great. Oh and also how to heat seek. Thanks

Answer 1

Sorry, but it sounds as if you still have a few years left before you'll be able to reach the controls

Answer 2

The FBI is watching you

Answer 3

If you can steal one, surely you can fly one. If you can fly one, you can shoot, fly and turn as well.

Answer 4

Very easy!  gas, brake, steering wheel. Good Luck!

Answer 5

Get Flight Simulator X. If you are able to get into a plane.. find one thats fueled.. and you somehow know how to start it.. and taxi all the way to the runway.. adjust your flaps,  push your throttle up, lift the nose after you reach 100+ mph then retract your landing gear, and do all of this without being shot or blown to pieces by f-16's, then i will wish you a happy landing. Oh yea, dont forget about your life sentence in Guam.

Answer 6

you dont, unless you are completely stupid!

Answer 7

Very fast, very very fast

Answer 8

get the falcon 4.0 older game but great simulation dedicated to the f16. hardcore software, and plenty of controls. you have to toggle the buttons with mouse in the cockpit to start the plane.

Answer 9

Considerable training is required to fly a jet, and explaining how to do so is well beyond the scope of this venue.  Just starting the engines of many aircraft involves quite a long checklist.

Answer 10

Yahoo's finest.

Answer 11

refer to a PSP or XBox

Answer 12

they have armed guards and tanks guarding those things not to mention barbed wire

Answer 13

Why would you want to know? are you planing on stealing one?