How do you get a turtle to climb a lighthouse after buying it from a giftshop on the iceburg?

Question

How do you get a turtle to climb a lighthouse after buying it from a giftshop on the iceburg?

Answer 1

you have to provide it with a ramp,they sell them at institutions for the criminally insane

Answer 2

with a baseball bat

Answer 3

d**n!!  I didn't know they were still selling lighthouses at the iceberg giftshop!!!   I would have picked one up last week.  My turtle needs a new challenge!! ... he can do the back porch stairs in about 2 hrs 42 min.