How do you get bloodstains and chunks of hair out of a stapler?

Question

How do you get bloodstains and chunks of hair out of a stapler?

Answer 1

Replace it and be more careful next time.

Answer 2

You're such a loser. You just keep asking these ridiculous questions and being completely rude when answering. I sincerely hope you're no older than 13 or so because I can't imagine a grown man being as sad and immature as you.

Answer 3

The thought of that makes me very curious!  Performing scalp laceration repairs?  Hmmmmm

Answer 4

I think I saw something like this on Law&Order...

Answer 5

Hey Don Corleone',

First remove it from the victims head then hit it with a high pressure hose.

(PS: Not the victims head, the stapler)

Good luck  

Answer 6

why would there be blook and hair on a stapler?

Answer 7

You have to call your the local PD and ask to speak to the homicide detective on staff. I'm sure he can remove it.

Answer 8

dude.....WTF!!!! who'd you kill?

Answer 9

you creep did u kill someone with ur stapler? i think u just rinse it out and pull out the hair from the stapler. wtf .. lol is this a joke?

Answer 10

First, separate the stapler from the corpse...