How do you get drunk quickly?

Question

As quick as possible, not necessarily for a long time. But how do you get drunk fast on a reasonable amount of alcohol?

Answer 1

by letting your colon absorb it first, i.e. pouring it in your bum

seriously

Answer 2

well u answered ur question.just drink FAST

Answer 3

dont eat anything, and pound back something with a high level of alcohol

Answer 4

don't eat at all that day and take a few shots of patron. that usually f*cks me up.

Answer 5

Experience makes me agree with Danny did ya have 151 or 190 proof? Me 190

Answer 6

Drink 100 % proof alcohol like Hot d**n, or bacardi.. one drink should do the trick, or one shot glass will knock the day lights out of ya.  but to much to fast will also make you sick. be careful. but have fun.

Answer 7

dont eat anything for a week, drink a bottle of everclear, punch yourself in the face and run in the hot sun.

Answer 8

Absynth!!

Or just do a couple of shots of regular spirits, one after the other. Some people can handle that, but even two shots quickly like that would really s***w me over.

Answer 9

You don't actually want to do that, do you? Why?

There are easier ways to waste your life away.

Answer 10

drink shots, one, two, three, with an interval of say 5, 10 minutes. To be asking this, i think you will end up doing sh.it. Probably you don't need much  to get drunk also, inexperienced as you seem to be. You shouldn't get drunk fast if you don't know the needed amount for your body, because if you get too much, there will be alcohol in your stomach when you are already drunk, and it will keep going into the bloodstream, thus making you go past the point, also hurting the stomach tissue and you will end up throwing it up. And are you facing problems to justify it? If its just to have fun, take it slow.

Answer 11

Drink an energy drink a few minutes before whatever kind of alcohol your going to drink. Red Bull works great but you can use almost any energy drink, as well as mountain dew but that won't work so well. Energy drinks destroy the mucus lining in your stomach which allows the alcohol to be absorbed in your system much more quickly. This is why "bombs" are so popular. Drink maybe half a can of the energy drink of your choice. Follow it by taking a shot of "the hard stuff" then taking a shot of the energy drink. Citrus type energy drinks taste the best with alcohol btw. I also recommend using Vodka. 80 proof (40%) works well but 100 proof (50%) will work better, the only problem is it doesn't usually taste as good and it can hit your stomach pretty hard.

Answer 12

Shots of vodka should do the trick.

Answer 13

2 Shots Of Everclear AND YOUR ****** UP but rly when your drinking everclear mix it with somthing

Answer 14

ok well dont do the S**t where you put it in you a$$ you can die very quickly n **** up your body...just take like 3 shots rite away...you dont wanna die...so dont do that...its a stupid answer...

Answer 15

Eat something very salty while sucking your drink down with a straw...

Answer 16

drink fast and something that is high percentage alcohol. why you would want to even get drunk is beyond me tho.