How do you get telemarketers to call you?

Question

Just curious if there is somewhere I could put my cell phone number to get massive amounts of texts or calls from telemarketers...

Answer 1

Lime Kitty is your lime hat too tight? Why, oh, why would you want to do that? Are you feeling neglected?

Answer 2

Yeah, I'm guessing it's not really *your* number you want signed up for that.

Answer 3

Come on, Kitty.  Whose number is it, really?

Answer 4

Kitty, just WHY would you want that?

Thy are more annoying then Christians at Sunday morning visit

if you insist, then, open EVERY junk mail you can lay your paws on and n no time, you´ll get your ´´fix´´