How do you get the smell of mildew off of people that don't leave the cellar?

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Answer 1

open the windows

Answer 2

Designer imposter fragrances.  "If you like Polo, you'll love Stickhorse!"

Answer 3

Sun-dry them!  That's the most effective way!  

'A Moment in Sun' dispels years of dank- and damp- and dark-ness!!!

Answer 4

Rinse them in a mixture of 1 part vinegar, 3 parts bleach, 6 parts alcohol, and 4 parts margarita mix.

Add ice.

Drink.

Enjoy.

*cries*

<---------- gets easily confused

*cries again*

Answer 5

Glade makes this new fabric AND air freshener.  I use it to cover up the pot smell when my Jehovah Witness sister comes over.

Answer 6

That reminds me can I have my special bath before you lend me the tube sock and sign my permission slip, I promise to lure fresh smelling people back with me after my trip to Chicago.

Answer 7

I start out by bathing them in my special mix of honey and milk, then wipe them down with lemon scented baby-wipes, and finish with a nice jasmine perfume.

-It makes a great marinade for them

Answer 8

I thought you liked the smell!

d**n. I'll try harder...pass the lysol spray please.

Answer 9

Moth balls in all the places they can hold them, like under their folds

Answer 10

Oh, pleez - don't make it sound like it's my faullt I smell like this.

"It puts the Lysol on it's body or it gets the hose again."