How do you grow a forked tongue?

Question

Please tell me how to *grow* a forked tongue (not surgery). Please I have always loved reptiles and I want to be more like them. Please do not say it is impossible. Thanks so much!!!

Answer 1

You aren't the same troll that asked all these questions a few months ago, are you? Energy_Manipulator ---- asked how to grow wings, claws, webbed fingers, gills, tail, muzzle, third eye, throw fireballs, become invisible, etc ---- he also "wanted them really bad". Funny, he quit posting that stuff six months ago and hasn't been back. Hmmmmmm.

The answers are the same--no can do!

Answer 2

cut a triangle out of the end of your tongue and sell it on ebay you get all sorts of sick people who would buy it from you

(i watched it on tv the other night)

Answer 3

not how to grow one . but i can make one no problem.the tatoo shop can do it also.

Answer 4

You can't, why? We're mammals not reptiles.

Google lizard man, believe me it's not attractive, it's actually quite vulgar

The only way to have it done is surgery by the way

Answer 5

Hi i think you cannot "grow" but can ask a surgeon to help

Answer 6

You cannot "grow" a forked tongue but it can be done if you can find a tattoo/piercing shop willing to help you.

Tongue bifurcation is, however, not necessarily a surgical procedure. Self modifiers often choose to achieve a split by gradually tightening nylon bindings inserted through an existing tongue piercing over a long period of time. This method is long, arduous, and requires a high pain tolerance.

Read the whole entry here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_spli...

Answer 7

Simple, become a career politician. It is natural for them.

Answer 8

You can't grow one...you have to cut it or do surgery. Tough luck.