How do you grow a tail right above your butt?

Question

Please tell me how and please do not tell me that it is impossible. I want this so bad!

Answer 1

do the mermaid spell widdershins

Answer 2

steal one from an animal and stick it on. like a kangaroo they have really long tails.  

Answer 3

Go toysaurus buy a stuff toy monkey

Use a knife cut it

Use a superglue glue it on

There you go

Answer 4

WHY THE ***** WOULD U WANT THAT

Answer 5

Try this. had a romantic dinner with your g*y friend and ask him. he will answer cuz he knows very well about that butt staff

Answer 6

you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around and that's what it's all about....tah dah you have a tail!!!

Answer 7

I once read about a guy who had a tail like a horse. But its very rare. Sorry I don`t know how to get one though.

Answer 8

first you need to be horse...after doing that come back to me

Answer 9

you can't grow one, you can only have surgery to have one implanted....

BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????

Answer 10

I think what you are referring to is a tail bone that curves the wrong way like on that movie shallow hal?  I think the tail bone has to be broken and fused the other direction to have that actually happen

Answer 11

i have heard that some babies are born with a tale and the doctors cut them of at birth.

Answer 12

The human body has a tail when it's in the fetus stage, but it disappears when we are born.  Humans aren't meant to have tails or fangs.  The orange c**p is bull.  Don't bother trying it.  Our tail bone is curved under for a reason.  Let it be.

Answer 13

you just push really hard like your going to the toilet

but chant

GIVE ME A TAIL 3974923748 times

and POP .. theres your tail

otherwise its impossible

Answer 14

You aren't the same troll that asked all these questions a few months ago, are you? Energy_Manipulator ---- asked how to grow wings, claws, webbed fingers, gills, tail, muzzle, third eye, throw fireballs, become invisible, etc ---- he also "wanted them really bad". Funny, he quit posting that stuff six months ago and hasn't been back. Hmmmmmm.

The answers are the same--no can do!

Answer 15

Sorry that's impossible without surgery or a birth defect.

Answer 16

Rub orange juice on your back every day for 3 years and it should turn in to a tail.