How do you grow "magic mushrooms?"?

Question

You know, the kind you eat to hallucinate...

Answer 1

Yeah... just so you know hallucinogenic mushrooms are grown in cow poo... eat em if you want...

Answer 2

The easiest way to get into this is by using the pf tek method.  It costs very little and produces good results.   First, go to youtube and watch the four part series, "let's grow mushrooms pf tek" (i think that's what it's called).  You'll learn everything about the method and about the tools you will need.  For sterilization, use a pressure cooker if you have one, but a pot with boiling water will work almost as good.  

Now, you're going to need to get the spores for the strain you want.  The only legitamite place to get them, in my opinion, is from www.thehawkseye.com.  They're fast and professional.  You'll want to grow a psilocybe cubensis strain of mushrooms (that's the most common hallucinogenic mushroom and it works best for the pf tek method).  You'll buy the spores in syringes (another reason to buy from the hawk's eye is that they give you the syringes which you will need) for like $18 a syringe.  There are many different subsets of the P. Cubensis strain to pick from.  I'd go with the P. Cubensis Ecuador stain if you want an introspective/meaning-of-life kind of trip or P. Cubensis Thailand strain if you want a sociable/nice-colors kind of trip.  

A basic outline of the growing process is:

1. You prepare a mixture of brown rice flour, vermiculite, and water and put it in canning jars.

2. Boil the jars to kill any bacteria in them.

3. Put the jars into a glove box (easy and cheap to build), let them cool, and squirt some spore solution into them with your syringe.

4. Put them in a warm, dark spot and let them colonize for like 2 weeks.  A white fuzzy fungus will grow all throughout the jar.

5. When fully colonized, remove "cakes" from jar and put them in a terrarium (also cheap and easy to build).

6. Mist them regulary to keep them humid.  Over the next two weeks, you'l see little tiny mushrooms popping out of the cakes.  They'll grow into full sized mushrooms ripe for the picking.

Good luck

Answer 3

Smoke weed from a legit grower. You could kill yourself if you eat the wrong shrooms.

Answer 4

'Magic' mushrooms are very easy to grow if you know what your doing. Depending where you are and legalities you can purchase grow kits from Amsterdam or over net, these are really simple and have full instructions, you just need moisture and humidity.  

Or you can buy spores over the net (this is legal because the spores do not contain any alkaloids) but you need extra stuff this way and sterilisation is very important. Success can be tricky but practice makes perfect !  

Check out PF-Tek on a google search for a good shroom grow system. .

but if you go the the shroomery on the net this is a good start.

Happy shrooming !

also, don't take for granted what people answer on yahoo and research for yourself. There are lot's of mycophobes out there who write (knowingly or not) misinformation !

Answer 5

you will need a cow.

Shrooms grow in cow p**p

you have to pick the right ones if you dont you could eat a poisonous one and die. I wouldnt recommend growing your own unless you live on a farm or have cows. You usually have to go pick them out of other peoples pastors.

Read up on the right ones to pick tho and be sure you are eating the right ones =)