How do you have wet dreams!?

Question

I am 18 years old and recently me and my guy friends were talking about "wet dreams", don't ask me how it came up because WERE 18 YEARS OLD!! I know I know, ANYWAY, I was the only one that had never had one!! My friends were talking about it like it was a bad thing or something, and it is usually portrayed as such in movies and what not, but I'm feeling like, WTF!? Why haven't I ever had one of these awesome s*x dreams!! Why have I missed out on this very common experience? Will I ever have one? Do I just whack it too much or something? I feel like my window is closing because I'm already past that whole "Poppin' a ***** in Gym Class" stage. Are these dreams really that great? Did I/Am I really missing out on anything? Is there anything I can do to induce such a dream? ha ha, SHARE YOUR INSIGHTS, THEY WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!

Answer 1

Men's testicles continue producing sperm, even if you don't use what you have!  If you don't do anything to release them from bondage, they conspire with your unconscious mind, and gets "sprung" while you sleep!

Most men just can't resist helpin' the little fellas out while they're awake, so they never get the chance.  Sorry.

Answer 2

well, why do you have a girl picture, maybe subconsciously you don't like being a male, perhaps that's why you haven't had one yet

Answer 3

Dude quit wacking off for like a month. or 2 or 3. Or like a year. But make sure you watch a lot of p**n. Fer realz. Take it from a deployed soldier. Magic will happen.

Orrrrrr, just grow some balls and get laid like a real man.

Answer 4

Wet dreams are urban myths your friends haven't had one either there just ashamed cause there wacking of together