How do you hide your "hard on?"?

Question

this has always troubled me

Answer 1

Depends.

If your at school hold your notebook just above your waste.Then think of your granny till it goes away.If it doesnt......you have more than one problem.

Answer 2

wear bigger clothes.

Answer 3

Surely not with makeup.

Answer 4

why would yo want to do that

Answer 5

Flaunt that sh*t man! Women love men who are confident with their packages.

Answer 6

cross your legs

Answer 7

there's some comedy-like videos on youtube.

search them. :]

they're funny.

Answer 8

You mean in the guy's locker room? Just kidding. I just let my "stiffy" out. It needs to breathe, right? Just kidding. Even then, most people tend to miss things that are right in plain sight. How do I hide it? By putting it right in plain sight. I reach my hands down my pants and shift my s*****g, so that the tip of the head is facing upwards, rather than forewards. Your pants should hold it in place. If they don't, well... I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you might need a pump. Last, but not least, I throw my shirt over it. Try it and see.  

Answer 9

watch this vid...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/3...

Answer 10

cover it up using any objects you are holding and the environment around u

Answer 11

sit down.

Answer 12

put ice packs on....

Answer 13

i ty to think of fat hairy men in bikinis.  

Answer 14

I agree with the waistband technique. However, it can still be seen if you have to get up in front of people. It's just somethin we gotta deal with.  

Answer 15

What the **** is that suppose to mean. Only thing i can think of is an errection, wear boxer briefs, it covers it completely.

Answer 16

i don't

Answer 17

Use the beltloop tuck.

Answer 18

Think of hairy fat man/woman people in bikinis doing hairy sewer rats.  IDK since I'm not a guy, but I think that'll work! :)

Answer 19

pull your pants down a little but not all the way lol

Answer 20

you mean besides flipping it into my waistband or taping it to my thigh?

Answer 21

where a long shirt

Answer 22

if u get em frequently just wear jeans all the time, the heavy material will give you time to readjust yourself in ur pocket before it gets too hard, try n point it up

if ur caugt with one with shorts on, thats a bit more difficult. As discretly as you can rearange it in ur pocket to point it up then hold it with the waistline, try and keep it close to ur body, if you can do it sitting down

if ur caught with one in a bathing suit you better get the h**l outta there cuz there's not many ways to hide it that way.

also, it helps if u think about un-s**y thoughts like car engines, vomit, shooter videogames, politics...just a few ideas

Answer 23

just flick up into your wasteband it hides it and feels awesome

Answer 24

pull it up to your belly button and tuck it in your waist band. Pull your shirt down.

Answer 25

Chop it off

Answer 26

WHERE SWEATS

Answer 27

When times are hard and you're feeling down, just pray.