How do you improvise when you're stuck at work and the flask in which you keep your "coffee creamer" is empty?

Question

d**n, and I've got a meeting in 10. :(

Answer 1

Wow I wonder what time it is there.  I already had a few shots like 6-7 hours ago but I didn't drink enough and am up still with insomnia...  Improvise, improvise well the only thing I can think on such sort notice is see what they have for use in the fridge if you have a cafeteria they might have cooking wine...  That's sort of a long shot though.  If you make some wicked strong coffee that'll alter your mood.  As long as its quality, cheep coffee just makes me sick.

Answer 2

hold your breath until you pass out?

Answer 3

Check your bosses drawer.  I bet he has got one.

Answer 4

Now we gotta go with the backup flask. Run to your car you still have 3 minutes Dude!!

((Nolte))

d**n those meetings!

Answer 5

RUN TO THE LIQUOR STORE! I KNOW YOUR PAIN! VODKA??? THATS MY CHOICE CAUSE YA CANT SMELL IT ON THE BREATH!

Answer 6

rofl

I would share but I am fresh out as well. Just had a meeting about risk assessment and drank A LOT of "cream" during.  

Answer 7

Bang your head on your desk 3 times, then get  up and spin in circles till you puke.