How do you keep the fairies out of your garden?

Question

How do you keep the fairies out of your garden?

Answer 1

You don't! You want them there. They make all the magic!

Answer 2

you need dragon flies

Answer 3

q****s will do a good job of that. But then you will have both competing for your garden. At least they make excellent gardens.

Answer 4

I don't have to worry about the fairies in my garden anymore.  The possums scared them away.

Now if anyone knows a good way of getting the possums out of my garden... I'm all ears.

Answer 5

you get a big net then u catch some of them then you breed them then u start your own farm of faries then u train them to be your slaves to you can keep the other fairies out of your garden...that'll show 'em

Answer 6

What do you mean by keeping the fairies OUT ? dont U dare to keep them away because they make all the magic .

Answer 7

Get the word out that you prefer women.

Answer 8

personally, i bait them with a fake garden, and then use homade napalm to burn there little assess. then i apoligize, restore them to good health in my homade fairy triage center, and napalm there lil assess again!

Answer 9

Move further away from the forest.

Answer 10

I envite them in for tea, hook them up with some mushrooms and mary jane, then send them on their mystical way...;)

Answer 11

fairies are magical!

Answer 12

stop smoking crack =P

Answer 13

you get me in a sluty outfit

wtf.

i guess

stupid question stupid awsnser

btw

if true prove it!