How do you keep your garden gnomes from coming to life and digging holes in your back yard while you sleep?

Question

I have tried to drown them, but they won't die.

Answer 1

what have you been taking..

Answer 2

well first you have to take them out of their little houses when they are sleeping and blindfold them. Then you have to befriend a penguin and carry it to the north pole, where you will meet a fire breathing dragon. You must protect the penguin from the dragon at all costs, even if it does contribute heavily to global warming. Once you say the said fire breathing dragon, you must have the penguin fly you and the gnomes to neverland,  where you will come across a creature named goloum. you must use the spell Avada Kervada on golum while escaping a three headed basilisk. You might run into a sprakly vampire, but if you do, you will only temporarily be dazzled, until you find a werewolf, who will lead you to the cracks of doom, in which you must cast the gnome into.

In other words, please get a psychiatrist!!

Answer 3

hardy freaking har

Answer 4

Moth Balls.

Answer 5

Get milk crates, put them all inside, top it with another milk crate and use Zip-Strips to keep them confined...

So far I have discovered that they can't get out of milk crates... It must be the calcium residue! (Or they are lactos intolerant!)

They won't just dig holes in the yard... They might gather toegher and try to kill you! Keep a hammer next to your bed!

Answer 6

i suggest a psychiatrist!!!♥

Answer 7

make a mixture of equal parts mayonnaise, salt, and fruit punch. then put it on the outer line of your property so that your yard it out lined in this substance. then collect all of the garden gnomes and put them in your neighbors yard. with the mixture their they wont dare to come back and dig holes. but he will destroy your neighbors yard in stead of yours

Answer 8

Burn them Burn them Burn them.

Answer 9

Give them a shovel full of root beer!