How do you keep your hands warm? [ for adults with naughty sense of humor] please don't read otherwise

Question

A young girl says "mum my hands are freezing cold." Her mum replies "put them between your legs they will warm up."

So she does and her hands were warm in no time.

Next day she was out with her boy friend.

He says to her "my hands are freezing cold,"

So she says "put them between my legs, my body will warm them right away."

He says to her "my pen*s is frozen stiff."

later that night the girl asks her mum, "have you ever heard of a pen*s?"

Mum says "yes why?"

Girl says "do they all make a terrible mess when they defrost?"

Answer 1

ha

Answer 2

hahahahaha

Answer 3

lmao

Answer 4

Can't... stop... laughing...

Answer 5

AAAWWW!  My God!  I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!.  

Answer 6

I like that one!  What about this one . . . .

A man walks into an outback roadhouse and asks for two hamburgers and a hotdog.  The old hag behind the counter takes the order and disappears out the back to make them.  She appears 5 minutes later with a hamburger under each arm.  "What are you doing?" asked the customer.  "Just keepin the hamburgers warm," replied the hag. "Jesus!" said the customer, "You can forget the bloddy hotdog!"

Answer 7

that's exactly why you shouldn't let your teen daughter go out with that freak

Answer 8

physics says that heat is generated when some "WORK" is done. Thank God ! her mum did'nt say about that !!

Answer 9

very clever

Answer 10

Cool joke! (no pun intended)