How do you kill a spider that can't be killed?

Question

I just wondered how you can kill a spider that can't be killed.

Answer 1

Nuke it from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.

Answer 2

How do you ask a question without an answer?

Answer 3

There obviously is NO such thing existing anywhere but in a book of fiction or in your imagination.  I suggest your read a better book.  Or if you only "THINK" there is such a critter, get an education and learn the facts of "life"..  ;o)

Answer 4

Shoot, Shovel and Shut Up.

Works for any animal that "can't" be killed.

Answer 5

You can't.  The best you can hope for is to trap it in the gravity well of a black hole.  It will orbit around the singularity at near relativistic speeds, so it will live essentially forever relative to an observer far removed from the event horizon of the black hole, but the spider can't be killed so it would have lived forever anyway.  Similarly, tidal stress would rip anything else apart, but not the spider that can't be killed.  But the spider can't get out since it doesn't have enough thrust to overcome the gravitational potential.  You're safe and can live in peace.  

For extra security, drop it in below the event horizon of the black hole.

Answer 6

Have "Bigfoot" step on it!