How do you kill a stupid cockroch.?

Question

should i use a flame thrower or a bomb or a shout gun or a tasher or some ugly lades face or my school teacher or my brothers shoes aor a rocket lanucher or a molacule desinartaer.I KNOW I USED TO HAVE A GUN FARM.

Answer 1

use the shoe it`s more personal. when you see the blood & guts and it looks like a roach pancake with syrup you know hes not going anywhere.

Answer 2

Pick it up and bite it's head off, then throw it into the oil when you are makimng french fries. They taste like chicken.

Answer 3

Squash it

Answer 4

buy a roach eating lizard or frog. when the frog or lizard is big enough { after indulging in many ..roaches..}  you can have frog legs or BBQ lizard. roaches just give them extra flavor..full of protein...

Answer 5

You seem to be adequately armed as a professional small game hunter.  Just be sure to shoot them between the eyes.  The little buggers can become very agressive when wounded.

Answer 6

Same way you kill a smart one, but be advised, you kill one, 5000 come to his funeral.

Answer 7

use everything if none work  u should call  a bug man

Answer 8

Simple!!  Go out in your front yard with a lawn chair then set the house on fire!! when the little buggers run  out blast them with a shot gun. If you put a large beef roast in the bath tub , when the fire goes out you'll have a beautiful well done BBQ and no more roaches!!!!

Answer 9

Use a blowgun. They present a fun way to eliminate these annoying pests. Just go to my website, buy a piece of EMT conduit, and make some darts. THEN HAVE FUN!!!

Answer 10

Buy a can of Bengal roach spray-keep it handy-spray the cockroach directly- one dead cockroach- spray the rest of the house and you will kill the ones you don't see- you will have several months of a roach free house after you spray the house - you should make sure the baseboards, and under the cabinets are sprayed- your problems will be over with. In a couple of months , if you see another one, spray again.

Answer 11

Stupid cockroaches are easy to kill. you just step on them or swat 'em with a fly swatter. It's those crafty cockroaches that are the problem. you know, the ones that run for cover when the light comes on, or drop thru a crack in the cupbord. For those you need much more technological weapons.

Normally, boric acid spread around the cabinet edges does a great job. (same stuff as found in Bengal roach powder).

But if you're dealing with genetically mutated super intelligent cockroaches, you might want to fall back on the handgrenades and gasoline. Be aware that this method will probably rob both the cockroach and you of a home, and you might very well wind up in heaven with the same cockroaches you just blew up!

Answer 12

baseboard spraying went out in the 70's

Only dinosaur techs and amateurs still do it

Get a package of Raid Funigators

Not foggers, they are one step above worthless

A day or so after you use the Fumigators

Go get some Combat gel bait

Place the bait in small dots half the size of a pea every 18 inches throughout your kitchen and bathrooms

Put the bait in three zones

Ceiling line

counter level and floor

Be sure the bait is hidden because it looks just like p**p when it dries

Reapply sometime next year when roaches reappear

For large roaches

Treat the outside with a good bait, not insecticide, in a five foot to ten foot band

Niban is the best but Propoxur bait is sold at Home Depot and Lowes

Spray the perimeter walls from the ground up to about the level of the windows

Treat around the windows and doorways

Redo every two to three months in the warmer months