How do you know when your drunk/tipsy?

Question

Give me some key signs when you know your sloshed lol =]

Been drinking beer all week at my bfs hse and gtn tipsy but i dont actually know if i was forcing the act to be funny or wether i was genuinelly p*ssed....=]

Answer 1

I know when I'm drunk cos i talk boo boo

Answer 2

How do you know when you have had a really good time with someone who is interested in the real you? You are worth finding the answer to this one...

Answer 3

I feel it :)

I feel all funny inside, i talk my mind & i misjudge the beer bottle on the table ;)

Answer 4

i go dizzy i faint i dunno where i'm at

Answer 5

The big wet patch in my trousers  

Answer 6

Everyone becomes your best friend, even people you hate.  You want to start singing, you want to take off your shirt and start fighting with your shadow.  When you get home, you can't find your front door keys even though you are holding them in your hand and it seems that someone has changed all the locks on the doors.

Answer 7

When I'm tipsy I feel weird especially when I move so I tend to sit still to hide the fact that I'm tipsy. Like if I move, my eyes take a while to realise I have moved if that makes sense. I've never been drunk so can't help you there.

Answer 8

I know I'm sloshed when people step over me instead of around me

Answer 9

Tipsy= eyes go all funny, a bit blurry

Drunker=laugh much more

Even Drunker= Struggle to walk

Drunk=Falling over easily

Really drunk= Don't feel pain

Too drunk= Be sick.

Answer 10

my eyes go funny. tiredness.