How do you legally make money without a job, besides survey sites?

Question

As we all know, we are going through a recession and it is HARD to find a job these days. Do any of you make money on your own doing other things? Do not answer if you are going to post a link to treasure trooper or cash crate or a similar site. I'm asking if anyone has found a way to FORCE the world to let them work hard and get paid for it, without having to deal with filling out dozens and dozens of applications that lead to nothing and creepy perv bosses who only give you hours until they find out they can't put their dicks in you and who then fire you.

Answer 1

You can do some freelance writing.

I have been doing since the begging of this year, and made honest money.  Just make sure you file your taxes correctly.

Associated Content is the only upfront offering company I know,

$3.01-$25.00 for 400 word minimum articles.

Answer 2

be an artist, write a song. do street performance.

or if you're Australian, the doll.

Answer 3

McDonald's is always hiring. You're just lazy... that's all.

Answer 4

Try donating plasma if you have a donation center near you. I go twice a week and get $55 for just under 3 hours.