How do you like these Green solutions?

Question

Clean our polluted sewage systems with kerosine.

Fertilize our lawns with nuclear material.

Increase tree use by increasing lumber production.

Any other suggestions?

Answer 1

Water your lawns with used motor oil

Leave all the lights in your house turned on at all times because the bulbs will get hot and help heat your house

Use old soda six-pack rings for fishing nets

Switch all electric trains to coal-burning again to use up all that excess coal we have lying around

Coal-powered bicycles!!

Buy a Hummer

Answer 2

I don't like them!

Answer 3

Only the lumber item would possibly be valid. It could be valid, green thinking if we have too much combustible stock on the forest now, at risk of forest fires. This is not an unusual situation.

Harvesting that combustible crop and so reducing the risk of forest fire also leaves room for more younger trees to be growing. It can improve water usage, by avoiding overcrowding. When trees are overcrowded and short on water, they may be producing very little new wood, the photosynthetic process almost shut down from lack of water. Reducing the competition for water can increase uptake of CO2 and production of oxygen.

Now increasing harvest of lumber when the trees are young and growing vigorously, have lots of water and plant nutrients... that would not be a Green solution, nor would it be profitable silvaculture.

Answer 4

Yes-- use spell check. Last time looked it was Kerosene.

Answer 5

My idea would be forbid Al Gore from even having a drop of petroleum or the heat and electricity produced by petroleum.