In a flight some vip's were travelling. (this is a old joke. don't mind old vip's) Ronaldinho, Hillary, Bush, Pope and a school boy. The captain suddenly announced that the plane will crash and that all of them must take a life jacket and jump.But there were only 4 life jackets for five. Ronaldinho said "I'm young and famous and have wife and kids. I'm a great football player. So i'll jump first." and he jumped. then came hillary. she said "i have chances of being elected next. i'm very needed in politics. besides, my husband needs me. so i'll jump" and she did. bush said" I'm the MOST imp person in America. without me, america will perish. so let me jump. he too took a life jacket and jumped. the pope and the school boy were left behind. the pope said "i'm old and have experienced everything. but you are still young and need to live .therefore you jump." but the school boy said"don't worry. we have enough jackets. the person who said that he is the MOST imp person of America took my school bag instead.!!!!!!!!!"
Sorry supporters of Bush!
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