How do you make a born couch potato active without having a row?

Question

in one word - motionless

Answer 1

To bring it to life, try sprinkling cool, fresh water over it. Make sure it gets plenty of sunlight, turn off the TV and open the drapes. You might even want to transplant it to a better location where the environment will allow it to thrive.

Answer 2

s*x, make em run for it.

Answer 3

Throw away the remote.

Answer 4

In one word!

Motivation

and get rid of the couch! No couch no potato!

Answer 5

As a charter member and keeper of the sacred oath of the League of Couch Potatoes.  Your Husband, madam, is duty bound and held to his sacred oath of never violating the princiles which we hold dear.

Your Husband, madam, is under enormous preassure from foes....and there are many...of the League.

I struggle to maintain my emotions when I hear of such dedication to the League.  Thank You. Thank You. Madam for sharing this story.  If I get the energy, I'll post it our gazette..and...yet...I get..so ...sleepy...

Answer 6

get rid of the TV

Answer 7

in one word - FIRE!

Answer 8

Taser

Answer 9

ignore her/him . when you do laundry put the clothes on top of them etc. (hide the remote) etc.