How do you make a mermaid spell work?

Question

Please dont make fun of me.

I have really been in to mermaids forever and i decided to make a spell.

is there any special ingrediand i have to add?

i even made up an incantation:

A mermaid i wish

to be,

but not permanately!

with a tail of ______,

and the power of _____,

when i'm neck deep or deeper in water,

my tail will grow,

i will

breath

talk

see

as easily and painlessly as on

land,

when dry or in water fron the knee

down,

i will have legs and be

human,

oh a mermaid i wish to be!

witches one and witches all,

give this power to me!

but beware the full moon,

touch water in it's view,

and you'll be a mermaid for

24 hours,

witches one and witches all!

a mermaid i wish to be!

so give this power to me!

there is a potion i made and i just wanna know if there is anything i can do that will make is work?

my friend is excited and i'm not sure if it will work or not

i want to see if i can make it work b4 she comes over in afew days.

HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

Does it work but, I want to be mermaid forever. I know a website.

Answer 2

My dear, the first rule of magic is know your limitations.

This spell, however lovingly crafted and earnestly desired, will NEVER work. Magic is a natural force and must obey the laws of nature. You will never be able to breathe underwater because it is physically impossible. You don't have gills.

Why not channel your love of the sea into a more realistic goal. Learn to free dive, a feat that allows people to hold their breath for a very long time. This takes dedication and training but is at least achievable. Otherwise, get your scuba license and explore the deeps that way.

Be very careful about pouring your heart and soul into impossible dreams.You will only be disappointed. I'd also think twice about taking any home-made potion that contains herbs. Unless you know what you're doing you can cause yourself a great deal of harm. Even experienced herbalists make mistakes.

Remember also that the sea is not Ariel's Magic Kingdom. I used live by the coast and heard of way too many people drowning because they didn't respect the power of the sea. I almost drowned myself when I was a child. I don't recommend it. Take every precaution when out swimming.

Answer 3

We won't make fun of you.  You are doing an excellent job of that without our assistance already.

Answer 4

It is physically impossible to change your species into a fictional species. Just like changing into a werewolf, or half-bug.

Answer 5

this is a VERY good spell. im a witch and this is very good. but u should also light blue candles, get "ocean" incense, do the spell. u should also have a charm of some sort. also just incase, go to www.real-wishes.com-------u make a wish and it happens email me for more help

Answer 6

You have to have a REAL mermaid do it for you. You can't do it yourself.

Answer 7

Step 1: Find a really big fish, such as a Tuna.

Step 2: Cut off the head of the large tuna.

Step 3: Cut off your lower body.

Step 4: Quickly sow the tuna to your bisected upper body.

Step 5: ???

Step 6: Profit!

Answer 8

Wait...i don't quite understand... are you actually trying to turn yourself into a mermaid?! Umm, that will not work, sorry.