How do you make time travel faster?

Question

I need the next four months to fly by. Thanks!

Answer 1

Keep active the more you move the faster time goes

Answer 2

Throw you watch off a cliff, time will fly then

Answer 3

According to Einstein's theory, as one approaches the speed of light, time slows down.  Since dark is the opposite of light, it would naturally follow that as one approaches the speed of dark, time would speed up.  Give it a try and let me know what happens.