How do you milk a cat?

Question

How do you milk a cat?

Answer 1

I don't think you can, but there's such a thing as a cow! Why do you want cat milk? If your cat has had kittens they will learn to drink from their mother on their own. Another option is to put out a saucer of milk (yes, from a cow) and they will learn to drink from that. But don't forget every animal needs water, so don't replace it with milk! No matter how good it tastes :)

Answer 2

I'd like to know this too!  My foster kittens and mother cat were recently poisoned by a wormer and are now doing much better but I can't let them nurse off of momma.  I looked up the half life and milk secretion status of the drug and it appears I can allow her to be with them in about 2 days.  but, her milk she has now has been sitting there since the incident.  I don't trust it, but I want my babies to nurse.  they're 5 weeks old now.  Momma needs relief, but I want risk it unless I know her milk is safe.  More of the drug could end up killing the kittens as they almost died already.

Answer 3

wow... I don't think its possible to shock me anymore... been watching 'Meet the Parents' have you?

Answer 4

Your Avatar name speaks volumes!  Please do not molest your poor cat.  If you go to a pet store you can buy "Cat Milk Replacer."