How do you number 2? Am I weird?

Question

After doing a number 2, do you wipe when you're sitting down? When I'm at the office, this is what I do but when I'm at home I stand up to wipe. It's more comfortable and easier access (I kind of do a bit of a squat as I wipe to get perfect access). Plus at home I use a baby-wipe t.p. combo to get super clean. Is this strange?

I heard that some people wipe from beneath their legs going back to front. I think this is crazy but do you do it? The guy who said he did this, said he felt much cleaner.

Answer 1

Man, you'd think by the time you are old enough to read and write you would have figured out this "problem" by yourself....

Answer 2

Yeah, I ve known people to do this too, and I dont care what they say.  It is unavoidable when you have those sticky poops that you are gonna get a dingleberry or two.  So the question is do you want those dingleberries hanging from around your funstuff or around your poopshoot?

I say let the brown stay where it belongs!

Answer 3

Guys can do that, if women do they are guaranteed to get a very painful infection called generally. Wiping back to front means spreading fecal bits to the front area, again, with guys, not a big deal, but very bad for women. As for standing up to wipe, that's you prerogative.

Answer 4

I do it in private. Yes, your question was rather weird.

Answer 5

I wipe standing up, no matter what.  Better angle.

I love using Cottonelle wipes after the toilet paper for that extra clean feeling.  I certainly notice it too.

Females are not supposed to wipe back to front because we are more prone to getting E. coli bacteria in our urinary tract and developing a urinary tract infection.

Answer 6

Girls should always wipe front to back.

However, having said that, it seems to be easier to clean the other way for me too.

Also, I use wipes and toilet paper combo as well.  Until I started this, I never knew how much the TP left behind.