How do you pee???????

Question

Is there different ways for everyone? Because we just moved from an old farm into this modern house, and i can't figure out how to use that white weird thing in my "bathroom?" (that's what the previous owners called it) I've always gone in a hole, and im sick of peeing myself. And also pooing myself, it gets lumpy and uncomfortable. please help!

Answer 1

lol, i think that white thing if a toilet. since i'm a girl, i sit on it. unless you're a guy, stand and aim.. unless you're taking a dump.. then sit.. at least.. i think that's how everyone does it? O_O"

Answer 2

your kidding right? if your a guy stand up and aim towards the hole in the 'white thing' and you poo sitting down. when your done wipe with toilette paper if you poo and FLUSH with the silver thing. if your a girl you do both sitting down and wipe both and again FLUSH with the silver thing.

Answer 3

Have fun with that.

Answer 4

troll

Answer 5

Aim towards the white thing.. =/

Answer 6

i p**s standing up

Answer 7

are you friggin' kiding me???

Answer 8

double you tee ache.

are u like amish?

Answer 9

Aim your genitalia at the crustiest part of the white bowl, close your eyes, and just go wild!

Answer 10

The white thing as in the toilette?

lol

You just sit down on it and pee if you're a girl.  If you're a guy, you stand up and hold your thing and aim inside the toilette.

Answer 11

take some soap, put it on or in your genitals. rub fast and smooth. this should cause a great feeling. if you have any questions please contact me at [e-mail]

Answer 12

rednecks these days...