How do you play dirty football?

Question

because we are playing a team that always (every year as long as I've played against them) play dirty football

I want to give them a taste of their own medicine this year

what should I do and how? forget penalties

Answer 1

When you receive at least a small kick from a opposite player drop on the floor and start faking pain but make sure the referee is far so you could fool him.

Answer 2

Play in the mud.