How do you remove a bowling ball from the nasal cavity?

Question

it really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, feels good.

Answer 1

Try vacuuming out the nasal cavity or beating it with a stick until the ball comes out.

Answer 2

Tweezers

Answer 3

same way you got it up there only backwards

Answer 4

Wow you have issues

Answer 5

v e r r r r r y carefully

Answer 6

use a sledge hammer to remove it.

Answer 7

I'm sure you can come up with something with that king-sized imagination of yours.

Answer 8

Use astroglide. I have heard it is so slick that you can slip a bus into a doghouse with it. Much better then KY.

Answer 9

haha!!!

(how funny)

A vaccume!

Answer 10

wtf!! lol

Answer 11

plug up one side and then blow as hard as you can.

Answer 12

Tweezers, duct tape and BenGay. And a dustbuster.

Answer 13

You might need to seek medical attention, and also call your local news company. Im sure youd get on the news for that.

Answer 14

why are u asking this question???

Answer 15

First Aid handbooks nationwide list the proper procedures for this common injury/trauma. DO NOT PANIC, as this will only worsen the condition.

1) Support the weight of the lodged bowling ball with BOTH hands. Failure to do so will result in the tearing of the nasal tissues and cartilage.

2) Enlist the help of a friend to gently coat the point of entry of the bowling ball with petroleum jelly. It is highly advised that you coat BOTH nostrils.

3) Ask your friend to massage the bowling bowl into exiting the point of entry of your nasal cavity.

4) After successfully retrieving the lodged bowling ball, make an appointment for plastic surgery to restore the structure to the overall face.

Good luck!

P.S. If the surgery is unsuccessful, remember: Looks aren't everything!

Answer 16

Verrrrry slowly.