How do you remove a parakete from the sink's ubend?

Question

my parakete is stuck in the kitchen sink u-bend and i cant get him out.

he's saying "can you see me legs" quite alot and it ecco's down the pipe!

Answer 1

turn on the tap lol

Answer 2

Is he pining for the Fjiords? tell him you'll take him for a trip, he will probably come out on his own...

Answer 3

Wave a cracker near the drain opening and say: "Polly wanna cracker?"

Answer 4

let one rip at the  bottom of the pipe lol

Answer 5

It's okay. I'm still tripping, too.

Answer 6

try sucking it out with the hoover pipe...

Answer 7

You'll haveto re-plumb the whole street, then get the local steel fabricators to buid an undersink cage, (you could probably use the mirror from your old parakeet cage), if you can see your parakeets legs tell him 'yes' as lying will only end up with a worse situation, learn to live with the ecco, it could even become a tourist attraction a bit like wookie hole.

Answer 8

Wow, I hope when he finally goes through the EPA isn't notifed.  

Answer 9

turn on the hot tap

Answer 10

Idiot how many times have I told you NOT to put Polyfilla down the sink!!  

Answer 11

First of all, you need to remove the pipe under the sink. You will need a pipe wrench.  Be sure to turn the water off first.