How do you respond to an chess opponent who keeps playing the Collier Opening with white?

Question

How do you respond to an chess opponent who keeps playing the Collier Opening with white?

Answer 1

It might help if you would give us the initial moves of the "Collier Opening".  There is no chess opening of that name, at least not in U.S. terminology.  I suppose other countries might use different names.

Answer 2

Clonk him over the head with the board, pout and stamp your feet.  Take up baseball and you can hit him with the bat instead.

Answer 3

Hello,

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Yours sincerely,

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