How do you ride a flamingo wildly without it collapsing?

Question

You see, I've always dreamed of entering Australia's piggy back flamingo race. Please help me to live my dream and win the contest.

Kindest regards from Hugo in Schnitzelville

Answer 1

you don't, i doubt they can hold you. maybe an ostrich, try them.

Answer 2

get a saddle, they prefer english ridding tho. and u could try invisable reins some call it cheating but i call it smart....

Answer 3

Hi Badtz M,

Thats been my life dream too, we have so much in common THAT ROCKS. Chow for now babycakes catch you in the subway!!

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Lilypad..

P.S. I know where you live!!

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