How do you say the following phrases in Swiss German:?

Question

I probably gonna live in Basel in the future.

I speak some French.I'm single, planning on getting married, but don't wanna have any kids.

You keep shitting in your pants maybe it will help you.

Answer 1

I probably gonna live in Basel in the future:

"I wird vilich ide Zuekunft in Basel go wohne go"

I speak some French. I'm single, planning on getting married, but don't wanna have any kids:

"I rede Französisch. I bi single, und plane z'hürote, aber i will kei Chind ha."

You keep shitting in your pants maybe it will help you:

"Du chasch id Hose schisse, vilicht hilftsder"