How do you silence a Republican without making them mad?

Question

Tried negotiating. Lol this is really a joke. Not a question I was just looking for a funny answer.

Answer 1

Try their approach to everything.  Bomb them.

Answer 2

Be confident, cool and smart. Remember the facts are on our side, they are the ones who go on their gut and forget that what made the Western world so strong was its ability to rationally debate and find the best solutions to problems in the free market of ideas.

Remember that some (not all) Republicans fight against scientific facts like evolution and global warming because science had returned an answer they don't want to hear.

Don't worry about labels, just investigate your opinions, be open minded and proceed with the knowledge that you are one of the heirs to the great Western tradition of rational inquiry.  

Answer 3

Ask them nicely. That works with all people regardless of political affiliation.

Answer 4

Join us.

Answer 5

We might consider being quiet if we could get through to a Democrat.  You can talk to one and they just look out into space.  I don't know if they can't hear, or they are just not with us.  Then they say the same thing over and over and over.  Have you ever watched Majority Leader Harry Reid?  The only words he knows is "those Republicans" and "two oil men in the White House." Then he turns and says the very same thing.  Then another Democrat will speak and they repeat everything the first one said!  I think we should buy them all hearing aids.  I really think instead of not being open to any views shows a very narrow minded person.  You should listen, and go research it yourself and find out if you're being lied to.  Then tell the way you see it, and by all means listen to the other side.  Be your own person, take responsibility and make up your own mind.  It's your future.

Answer 6

How do you silence a Republican without making them mad?

I use my brain... because they're proving every day that they don't have one and really just. can't. get. it.

Answer 7

It is quite simple really just do not bring up religion or politics in polite society. Most Republicans were raised with correct social skills and know not to bring these things up either. Then both can believe in what they want in quiet certitude.

Answer 8

Battle Hymn Of   The Republic if question seeks funny answer.

Perhaps ask for donations of oil for The Navy to keep it going.

Tell them of another Republican Party in Germany and ask them if they object to a different party a Supremacist Party in Germany with ties to Neo n***s having a name in common to their party.

Answer 9

I am not their supporter but I do not wish them to be silenced.

I find their approach to things entertaining.

Answer 10

Typical Liberal: Instead of working with someone, negotiating with them, debating with them or even trying to express why your point of view might be better, you want to SILENCE the voice of opposition. Sounds kind of like Socialist Russia, or Cuba don't you think??????