How do you sit at a table to play spades?

Question

How do you sit at a table to play spades?

Answer 1

If you asking how to play spades it takes 4 players you team up with one person and sit across from your team mate then when the game starts you tell how many hands you think you can make if you make more then what you saidthat good who ever has the most sets of cards wins

Answer 2

1. You pull the chair out.

2. You place your a**s onto the seat.

3. You begin by lifting your arms onto the table.

4. ???

5. PROFIT!