How do you spice up a boring lover?

Question

How do you spice up a boring lover?

Answer 1

paprika, cumin, pepper

Answer 2

Lots of ways!  Have a threesome, use strangers NOT friends( it never works) do roleplay( it's fun!)  have her tie you up or be tied up.  s*x in a public place where you could get caught(a thrill!)  etc etc But don;t make her do anything she is not comfortable with or you will make matters worse, i am jus a dirty B*****!!!

Answer 3

You have to spice up yourself first.

Make sure you're always neat and clean

Smell good

Work out

Bring her flowers

Run her a nice warm bubble bath with some candles to set the mood

A glass of wine

A bowl of chocolate to feed each other with

Nice clean sheets and some soft music in the background

Now you take it from there.

Answer 4

To spice up your boring lover you need

1] Boring lover  -  Him/ Her

2] onions, chopped

3] green chile peppers, chopped

4] vegetable oil

5] ginger garlic paste

6] poppy seeds

7] chili powder

8] tablespoon garam masala

9] pinch ground turmeric

salt to taste

DIRECTIONS

Rinse boring lover and pat dry. Set aside. Grind poppy seeds into a paste.

In a large skillet, saute onions and green chiles in oil until golden brown. Add ginger garlic paste and continue to saute. Add poppy seed paste and reserved boring lover, continuing to saute. Stir all together; after boring lover is well mixed with the 'gravy', add the red chili powder and pour 2 cups of water over the mixture. Cover skillet and let simmer about 12 to 15 minutes, boring lover is cooked through.

After boring lover is 'well-boiled' (the oil should be floating on top of the skillet liquid), add the garam masala and turmeric powder and turn off the stove. Stir all together and tadaaaaaaaaaa you have a nice and spicy lover.

Answer 5

may be thts wat they really are.. boring! and u can do nothing about it..

Answer 6

if my lover was boring ten would had dumped him.

Answer 7

set her up with a friend and go look for a lover who will knock your socks off -  

Answer 8

Look at yourself in the mirror and see if you couldn't use some spicing up.And talk to them and tell them what's up