How do you sunbathe in a toilet?

Question

One day I was sat on my deckchair and I needed to go and I thought to myself.....BOY I wonder what it would be like to sunbathe on a toilet so I could visit the water closet whenever I pleased without even getting up!!!!

Answer 1

Thats gross.

Answer 2

I can't believe you're serious but if you are, there are at least two ways:

1.  Buy yourself a full-spectrum tanning light, affix it to the ceiling above your WC and bathe away.

2,  Install a skylight above your WC and a system of mirrors to reflect the sunlight onto you. -- A commercial version of this exists called "Solatube"  .  See:  

www.solatube.com

3.  Install a catheter on yourself draining into a drain line or container concealed beneath your deck.

If you're going to all this trouble so you don't have to get up, though, you had better install a beer fridge in your WC or near your chair as well.  After all, those fluids do have to be replaced.

Answer 3

warm sticky and smelly