How do you suppose I talk "dirty" to my husband?

Question

I'm really tired of telling that I don't know how to talk dirty to him. We have phenomenal s*x...but when he asks me to talk dirty, I can't seem to thing of any dirty words to say. We are exploring some new horizons, so to speak, and s*x has been AMAZINGLY OUTSTANDING lately. He talks dirty to me and it turns me on, and I know if I were to reciprocate, we could probably move mountains. Any advice? And what is the deal with the altoids and giving a ********? Is it as great as everyone says it is? Thanks in advance...sorry if I seem a bit inexperienced at this. I do have 2 kids though...LOL!

Answer 1

Why would you use an altoid to numb you there during a hummer? I want to FEEL it!

As far as talking dirty its impossible to give details here.

Answer 2

the altoids give a numbing/tingling effect.

I would go to the s*x part of a bookstore or a sexshop and look for a book. they probably have some good ones that'll teach you how to talk dirty.

Answer 3

you could try it on me and i will let you know how you did.lol.    how about talking to a good friend?

Answer 4

If you can email me I will give you some good tips for easing in if you are shy. You'll be screaming obcenities before you know it.

Answer 5

just do as i do i tell my partner how it feels to be inside of her and how she taste  how i likke too l**k her body what i would like too do to her and where i would like to do her so on and so forth you really do not need to use bad words too talk dirty too someone

Answer 6

I know that I couldnt either for an long time.  the talking dirty was something that was hard for me, I found that Learning what he liked to hear that would make him excite faster.  A very hard conversation. one thing I found was that finding what kind of p**n that my husband likes helped.

Answer 7

I'm not sure what a person can get away with putting in Yahoo Answers, but here goes. Talk about a good looking guy you saw that day. Tell him that your panties are getting wet. Ask him if he's "hungry". Tell him that you want him to l**k you. Tell him you're horny as h**l, and you need some co*k. Just subtle things. As men, (at least me) I don't want to hear romantic things if "dirty" is what I'm in the mood for. Be just a little graphic, but not too gross! I could go on for ever, but I won't. Email me if you want any more suggestions. What ever you do, have fun, and remember that men are more into the act, not the ever lasting symbolism of the whole thing. Good luck!

Answer 8

when he is erect tell him how big he looks. when he enters you tell him how tight and good it feels,and that you want "all" of him inside you-deep!